dip's definitions

MABATE

The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.

Hey JOe what are you doing today?
Mabatin'!
shut up joe

by dip December 9, 2004

Oh my gawww

When something is disgustingly cute and to make fun of it you say this thus making a mockery of whatever was said

My boyfriend took me out for a dinner and movie
Oh my Gawwwwwwww!
shut up

by dip December 9, 2004

get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

by dip December 9, 2004

J-Pack

v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.

On the last day of school 8th period english J-Packed Ms. Matthews, the blondest teacher ever.

by dip June 23, 2004

salsa ish

Medium salsa mixed with grated cheese. Eaten with chips preferable tostito's. Enjoyed and invented by the dips.

I went over dips house yesterday and had some salsa ish

by dip June 27, 2004

assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...

Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...

by dip June 29, 2004