Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Literate

Able to read and write in one's native language. The opposite of 'literate' is 'illiterate'.

You're not smart. You're not even literate!

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

by Diggity Monkeez May 01, 2005

Panama Canal

The manmade body of water that provides access to the Pacific Ocean from the Atlantic Ocean to the Carribean Sea without necessitating a trip around Africa or through the near-impenetrable Arctic Ocean.

I don't think that there are (m)any piranhas in the Panama Canal.

by Diggity Monkeez April 03, 2005

Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.

FDR's is the face on the dime.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005