Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.
1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005
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Flounder

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.
1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.
by Diggity Monkeez March 04, 2005
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Worst Definition

Urban Dictionary's definition of 'worst'. It can be accessed by clicking on a definition link (worst) or typing it into the search bar at the top of the page.
I have not contributed to the worst definition.
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Dodgers

The players on the National League's Los Angeles baseball team. Originally, the Dodgers played in Brooklyn, where they first received the name 'Dodgers'. The name was a reference to the homeless who covered Brookyln's streets in those days, dodging the trolleys that carried passengers around the city. The nickname doesn't make much sense nowadays, unless it refers to the bullet-dodgers in Compton.
The Dodgers are cool solely on the grounds that José Lima pitches for them.
by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005
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Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.
Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.
by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005
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Cell Phone

The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving!
Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.
by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005
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Smog

Visible air pollution often seen hovering around big cities (Los Angeles). The word 'smog' comes from the combination of the words 'smoke' and 'fog'.
There were times when a face mask was required to walk safely around Toronto because of SARS; Los Angeles is still like that because of SMOG.
by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005
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