diggity monkeez's definitions

Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

Russian

Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.

Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.

by Diggity Monkeez December 14, 2004

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Lansing

The capital of Michigan.

Is Mike Lansing (former Rockies 2B) from Lansing, Michigan?

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Sophisticate

One who is sophisticated.

Classy sophisticates like me use big words in our sentences. Did I say big? I meant polysyllabic. Polysyllabic!

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Kim Jong II

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005