diggity monkeez's definitions

Retain

To keep a title. Usually done by winning a competition of sorts.

Some fat, zit-filled (zit-faced, perhaps?) Asian boy retained his "Most Likely to Succeed" title.

by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Website

Anything on the internet, save for(some) pop-up ads.

My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Oklahoma

That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.

Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Creepy

Somewhat scary because of strangeness.

Last night Vic was acting creepy, constantly checking his watch and muttering something about solar energy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005