diggity monkeez's definitions

Spite

To upset for no reason.

I think the teacher gave my essay an F-- just to spite me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Baton Rouge

Red Stick, Louisiana's capital.

Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?

Diggity Monkeez: The first one.

Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!

Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!

(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Little Rock

One of Arkansas' two cities, along with Arkadelphia.

Have you been to Little Rock in the past year?

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Resign

To step down from a position. Can be confused with re-sign.

Spiro Agnew retired from his vice-presidential position because of all the jokes that the Cabinet made about his first name.

by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005

Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Gimmick

A method of gaining customers or attracting attention by accentuating a certain trait/quality.

Many Southern car dealerships use honesty as a gimmick, insisting that they are "not one of those big-city dealerships".

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Creepy

Somewhat scary because of strangeness.

Last night Vic was acting creepy, constantly checking his watch and muttering something about solar energy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005