dick's definitions

pimp slap

while extending your forefingers, you thrust your arm in a forword motion making contact with a face of a ho, bitch, slut, former iraqi president, etc...

"woa that bitch got pimp slapped"

by dick April 12, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

penis mobile

A cocky car

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!

by dick December 30, 2003

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004

inmate

a lifeless fuck who did something stupid and got sent to jail for fourty years for it and gets raped in the ass everynight until he gets a trial where they tell him that he has to stay in jail for the rest of his life who bhy time he dies will havfe aids, and every other disease out there

your moms best friend is an inmate in butt pirate heaven

by Dick April 30, 2004

paper gangster

one who lives in the surburban area who is white and doing it for the image.

that kid with his moms lexus is a paper gangster

by dick March 31, 2004

prisonbitch

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.

Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.

by Dick March 6, 2005