dick's definitions

prisonbitch

A man or woman who gets sexually abused by another man or woman in jail.

Don't fuck with me or you'll become my prisonbitch.

by Dick March 6, 2005

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.

I wore my depends today.

by Dick December 28, 2005

Craian

OR one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a CRASIAN who gets a 99 on her math midterm.

by Dick November 1, 2004

Ghetto Fights

Great fucking video about fights in the ghetto's of America. There are two parts now, and they both rule. It's so fun watching these idiots in pants 10x too large beat eachother up.

I just watched Ghetto Fights and i pissed my pants because it was so funny!

by Dick September 18, 2005

skank nasty

when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it

will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what it means

"Man your shirt is skank nasty!"
"Wow that girl is skank nasty!"

by Dick October 7, 2004

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

by dick April 13, 2004