dick's definitions

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

skank nasty

when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it

will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what it means

"Man your shirt is skank nasty!"
"Wow that girl is skank nasty!"

by Dick October 7, 2004

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

by dick April 13, 2004

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

snap one

to take a shit or to otherwise defecate

Where's the bathroom cause I gotta snap one

by dick June 18, 2005

bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

by Dick April 10, 2003