dick's definitions

bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

by Dick April 10, 2003

class

a thing in school where people go when they are young and stupid to learn about sex, drugs, and violence.

damn it man i gotta go 2 that stupid ass history class 2day.
fuckin bitches gave me medical classes when i asked 4 construction classes

by Dick April 30, 2004

dickfur

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

by Dick May 3, 2003

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004

penis mobile

A cocky car

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!

by dick December 30, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

inmate

a lifeless fuck who did something stupid and got sent to jail for fourty years for it and gets raped in the ass everynight until he gets a trial where they tell him that he has to stay in jail for the rest of his life who bhy time he dies will havfe aids, and every other disease out there

your moms best friend is an inmate in butt pirate heaven

by Dick April 30, 2004