dick's definitions

skank nasty

when something that is so nasty that only a skank would do it/ use it

will seem to creep into your conversations now that you know what it means

"Man your shirt is skank nasty!"
"Wow that girl is skank nasty!"

by Dick October 7, 2004

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

by dick April 13, 2004

bash

to masturbate like a cockney

"i bashed last night while finkin of you innit"

by Dick September 28, 2004

penis mobile

A cocky car

Ride the penis mobile for true enjoyment!

by dick December 30, 2003

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

pillbeam

an annoying brat you calls everyone " a dick"

she was such a silly pillbeam

by dick December 5, 2003