Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 09, 2005

juice

The stuff people leave on their cigarettes when you share... ya know, spit!

Girl: Hey can I take a pull off that smoke?

Guy: Sure!

Girl: Eew Juice!

by Diana May 13, 2005

gayo

a guy that is really gay

my boyfriend (meyo) is gayo

by diana April 07, 2005

watchulookinat

you say that to nosy peole: what are you looking at? Look at yourself!

...Whatcha lookin' at
I feel your eyes on me...

by diana April 07, 2003

delio

deal yo

''What's the delio?''
Like in : What's the deal (problem)with you? Damn, you've got issues...

by diana April 07, 2003

loserest

adj. Remarkable or outstanding in regards to a consistent record of failing.

The Morgan tribe has to be the loserest tribe in the history of Survivor.

by Diana November 13, 2003

weed

God's way of telling me he loves me.

$25 for 2 grams? are you seeerious? aww whatevah...i love you.

by Diana March 19, 2005