Nickname for Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb. The second best QB in the NFL, right after Peyton Manning, McNasty has never finished worse than 11-5 when he has played a whole season. Five time Pro Bowler who became first QB to throw 30+ TD passes and less than 10 INTs in a season in 2004 while leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Will win a Super Bowl very soon. Rock on #5!
Donovan McNasty once held the ball for 14 seconds while being chased by several Dallas Cowboy defenders right before launching a 60 yard completion to Freddie Mitchell.
by Dewey August 14, 2006
Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.
Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
by Dewey August 05, 2004
The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.
I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
by Dewey June 21, 2004