Definitions by dewexdewex

Face Pet

A beard or moustache on a man.

Terry sat in the pub, thoughtfully stroking his wispy face pet.

Face Pet by dewexdewex February 21, 2026

Binferno 

A bin fire or dumpster fire on steroids; a bigly big disaster.

Osborn's austerity policy has turned out to be a total binferno for most middling and poor people in the UK.

Binferno by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

Bin fire

Anglicised version of a dumpster fire; a disater.

Buying that wet belt engined car has turned out to be a total bin fire.

Bin fire by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

Fullock 

Noun. A sudden issue of a substance from its place of containment.

I was trying in vain to put some ketchup on my chips, so I whacked the end of the bottle and all of a sudden the whole lot came out in one huge fullock.

Fullock by dewexdewex November 8, 2023

Human traffic lights 

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

Human traffic lights by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

Blashy

The undesirable type of flatus which is accompanied by liquid.

The blashy fart was both noxious and moist.

Blashy by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

ear penis 

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

ear penis by dewexdewex October 18, 2008