devon's definitions

Whootcrackers

What one says when you aren't sure what to say after some good news has been given.

Boy- Guess what, I just dumped my old girlfriend so I can go out with you now!
Girl- ...WHOOTCRACKERS!

by Devon November 16, 2003

Dogma

A blind faith in a religion by people with exceedingly low IQ's.

George Bush is stupid and is also very dogmatic, what a coincidence.

by Devon July 16, 2004

bbbjwcim

bare back blow job with come in mouth

that was a sweet bbbjwcim!!!

by devon May 13, 2005

normalist

the most normal and prettiest...is the coolest one in the group...

c'mon faith...your the normalist one there...gosh...

by devon November 1, 2004

froggie style

when a dude puts his girl on her shoulders and fucks her in a manner such that it looks like he is squatting to pound that shit resembling a frog hopping

yo, that bitch wanted me to hit it in a crazy way and I was like, "Get on your shoulders so I can froggie dat shit"

by Devon March 22, 2005

scannelled

To be shut down or "served" in a confrontation; especially one with the confrontee getting unreasonably excommunicated and laughed at.

Devon- Ben, Fender MADE Squier!

Ben- Haha, Devon, you are so funny and much cooler than me.

Devon- Ya, I know. You're pretty uncool.

The Hunter- Your silence would be greatly appreciated.

Scannell- Excuse me, Hunter?

((cue wrath))
Scannell- Please move past the furious dragons and over the hot coals to your new home.

The Hunter- Again?

by Devon February 27, 2005

Albedo

Name: Albedo Piasora
Age: 26
Born: T.C. 4741
Height: 190cm
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Violet

In his past time he molests Kirschwassers (little girls) and then mutilates them and finally tosses them aside, that's why their corpses align his floor. He also has the audacity to pull his own arm off, following the breaking of his neck and the dismemberment of his head. He’s way cooler than Sephiroth could have ever been.

Albedo: Ah, ma peche...

by Devon March 21, 2004