devon's definitions

Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

by devon April 24, 2003

to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

by Devon October 20, 2004

idiot gear

Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.

It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship

by Devon January 11, 2004

The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott!
Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job.
Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

devon m

one cool dude
he also likes girls
etc.
etc.
etc.
etc.
etc.

that kid is a devon m,
no shizzle

by devon January 11, 2005

ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy

1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.

by devon December 3, 2003

AcaBelles

A distinct group of women who sing a cappella music in a classy fashion. Their harmonies take many a breath away.. especially all-male a cappella groups! You will become enchanted by their trills and triads. Moved by their wit and splendor. Entranced by their stunning beauty and vocal stylings. The AcaBelles aren't just a statement.. they are a way of life.

Don't you think there's more to life than being in a really, really ridiculously good looking a Cappella group?

by Devon March 22, 2005