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Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

by devon April 24, 2003

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to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

by Devon October 20, 2004

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margeurite

Margeurite is the coolest person ever who goes to Pingry and likes llamas. She also enjoys rock music and long walks on the beach.

Hey it's Margeurite! Lets have a fiesta!

by Devon February 15, 2005

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bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005

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