Urban Dictionary: Definitions by devon

ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy

1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.

by devon December 3, 2003

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A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....

Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.

by Devon March 22, 2005

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inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

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snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.

Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!

by Devon August 18, 2004

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hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

by Devon May 24, 2004

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sniper

a person very skilled with high and low powered rifles (with zoom) can usually pick you off up to a kilometer away with no zoom at all.
studys in nomenclature

he can take you out with that sniper rifle

by devon April 24, 2003

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