devon's definitions

sniper

a person very skilled with high and low powered rifles (with zoom) can usually pick you off up to a kilometer away with no zoom at all.
studys in nomenclature

he can take you out with that sniper rifle

by devon April 24, 2003

Fwonk

when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.

"yeah well, fwonk"

by Devon March 13, 2003

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004

Benji

A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....

Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.

by Devon March 22, 2005

to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

by Devon October 20, 2004

idiot gear

Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.

It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship

by Devon January 11, 2004

normalist

the most normal and prettiest...is the coolest one in the group...

c'mon faith...your the normalist one there...gosh...

by devon November 1, 2004