devon's definitions

Fwonk

when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.

"yeah well, fwonk"

by Devon March 13, 2003

Montoya

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.

John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!

by Devon December 7, 2014

Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

by devon April 24, 2003

inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.

Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!

by Devon August 18, 2004

hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

by Devon May 24, 2004

coupon

A coupon is someone that tries to get an advantage in their favour or is unfair in how they act.

Uses: to coup someone, to use coupon methods, to be a coupon

Why you coupin'?

by Devon June 10, 2004