bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005

hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

by Devon May 24, 2004

snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.

Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!

by Devon August 18, 2004

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 08, 2004

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 18, 2004

Whootcrackers

What one says when you aren't sure what to say after some good news has been given.

Boy- Guess what, I just dumped my old girlfriend so I can go out with you now!
Girl- ...WHOOTCRACKERS!

by Devon November 16, 2003

AcaBelles

A distinct group of women who sing a cappella music in a classy fashion. Their harmonies take many a breath away.. especially all-male a cappella groups! You will become enchanted by their trills and triads. Moved by their wit and splendor. Entranced by their stunning beauty and vocal stylings. The AcaBelles aren't just a statement.. they are a way of life.

Don't you think there's more to life than being in a really, really ridiculously good looking a Cappella group?

by Devon March 22, 2005