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The only dinosaur still in existence. Known only as a fossil until very recently when a male specimen turned up in an art gallery trying to get off with an overweight Down's Syndrome man. Plans to keep the creature in captivity have been shelved as it has such a vile odour.
Who's the hideous man trying to get off with the fat spacker?
That's not a man. That's a Briggsysaurus.
That's not a man. That's a Briggsysaurus.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006
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I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006
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Why is that arty fellow limping like that?
He's got a rectumful of crack suppositories.
Aah I see, a Briggsy Gangsta!
He's got a rectumful of crack suppositories.
Aah I see, a Briggsy Gangsta!
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 20, 2006
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Look at that little cunt with the paintings!
Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.
Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?
Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006
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by Des Lynam's Love-Gland October 11, 2006
Get the Briggsyccino mug.In the mid-nineties London's gay art community threw what has become a legendary barbecue. A group of 6 arty queens masturbated over a quarter-pounder which they intended to enter for a prestigious art prize. Leading gay artist Briggsy watched the spectacle before mincing into the centre of the group and hungrily devouring the well-seasoned burger. Subsequently any burger liberally coated with jizz has been termed a Briggsy Burger.
Its a shame those queers didn't get to enter their Spunk Burger for the Briggsy Prize.
Not really. Briggsy spewed the whole lot and won the prize with his pile of vomit. "Briggsy Burger" was snapped up by Saatchi for 8 million quid.
Not really. Briggsy spewed the whole lot and won the prize with his pile of vomit. "Briggsy Burger" was snapped up by Saatchi for 8 million quid.
by Des Lynam's love-gland December 14, 2006
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