derekgibney's definitions

Cornhorn

Just generally lusting after corn
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
From the french latin CorniusHorni

I can smell it cook its giving me the cornhorn

by derekgibney August 8, 2006

Minge-Bully

Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.

My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.

by DerekGibney December 9, 2008

Chewbaculation

Just standard ejaculation but when you "pop" you howl like chewbacca stubbing his toe.

Yeah last thing i saw was her head in his crotch and he was howling in throes of Chewbaculation.

by derekgibney August 1, 2008

Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

by DerekGibney June 22, 2006

Afroused

The ability to be both aroused and afraid at the same time.

When i noticed the third nipple jesus i was afroused.

by derekgibney August 16, 2006

Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.

I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.

by DerekGibney July 7, 2008

Roryeyed

Having two perfectly good eyes but being so ignorant you use only one, causing you to look a little like a pirate staring at the sun.

Man that gallery kid is a roryeyed fool, he's been squinting so much he should own a parrot.

by DerekGibney February 27, 2008