Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long
my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(
by derek January 03, 2003
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Mormons

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 18, 2004
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buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.
All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!
by Derek December 12, 2003
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Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
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down pocket time

When ones depressed, or is having a mood swing. and everything seems to suck.
Man today sucks, im having a down pocket time
by Derek October 30, 2003
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chikni bund

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.
by derek December 05, 2003
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big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.
"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"
by Derek October 25, 2004
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