false truth

A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.
Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.
by deepspace10 October 26, 2011
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pedowood

Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.
Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?
by deepspace10 July 02, 2020
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y'ought'a

y'ought'a is short for "you ought to"
Y'ought'a watch that video I told you about on YouTube.

A computer programmer is something y'ought'a be because it pays well.
by deepspace10 December 15, 2010
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closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 29, 2010
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scrabbit

When you see a critter that looks like it could either be a squirrel or a rabbit and you're not quite sure at first glance
Camping we saw our first Scrabbit. Interesting lil fellow.
by deepspace10 January 13, 2022
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tonsil tickler

A circumcised man doesn't have foreskin on his tonsil tickler.
by deepspace10 July 02, 2020
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water hammer

Something engineers, mainly Machinist Mates, do in the U.S. Navy to each other in the boiler/engineering room. A container of water is dumped from an upper level area to someone on the lower level, or from any high area to any lower area. It is always meant to be a surprise. It is also done to people who are sleeping on watch as a way to wake them up, and they do so in shock, to teach them to not sleep on watch or else it will happen again. It is also done to people who are already awake as a practical joke. Something like that would usually never be done to any higher-ups, especially those that don't participate in the game, since it will get you in trouble.
Example 1:
Petty Officer Clark: You see Price sleeping in the escape exit? Let's water hammer him!

Example 2:
Petty Officer Price: I just got water hammered. Do you know who did it?
Fireman Stovell: Yes, it was Clark.
Petty Officer Price: I'm gonna water hammer him next chance I get! It's on now!
by deepspace10 October 20, 2012
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