weed

An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 02, 2004
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deadjournal

A so-called "gothic" alternative to the blogger LiveJournal, it holds thousands upon thousands of screaming, 14-year-old gothic idiots. There is a much smaller percentage of actual, functioning writers on this side, but, I have yet to come across a single elusive specimin after six years in the field.
by deathtobees January 05, 2004
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dope

n. any powder, rock, or meth-based drug

adj. mad phat, yo.

v. to drug
n. Is eight grams of dope alright, Mr Bush?

adj. Dope rims, yo.

v. Dope him up and grab his balls!
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Despotism

"Despotism is government by a singular authority - either a single person or tightly knit group - which rules with absolute power."
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insanity

to be insane.
working for tech support
fucking dumb men
paying attention to the last six years of public schooling
paying attention to Laura Montgomery
doing stupid random insults that no one else will get
by deathtobees January 06, 2004
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BlackBox

(n) a graphic-user-interface originally developed by various Linux establishments but which has been recently ported to Windows.
"Dude! The new BlackBox for Windows is fucking sweet!"
by deathtobees December 19, 2003
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hook-up

to join together, to acquire through ceretain channels, to obtain, to fuck.

Usually in reference to drugs, a good deal, or getting laid.
"I need to call my hook-up."
"Go call your hook-up."
"I gonna get my hook-up tonight, yo."
by deathtobees February 18, 2004
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