dean's definitions

Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

by Dean April 13, 2005

carpet trimmer

A person who grooms or shaves pubic hair, normally performed on another person.

Misty is an excellent carpet trimmer who never nicks her subjects.

by Dean July 27, 2003

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

Perri Davenport

She is a very loved and beautiful girl who is very sensible and smart.

I feel like a queen, it must be how Perri Davenport feels!!!

by Dean December 17, 2004

beretta

Probably the best looking and most jam-proof gun in the world, but can lack in the accuracy department. Most popular models are 92/96 FS and Elite II in both 9mm and .40.

The Elite II is a sweet ass looking gun!

by Dean March 23, 2003