dawnmusic's definitions
A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.
Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "
by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
by dawnmusic December 27, 2022

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

A 20 year marriage you fall into after earning your Master's degree from that fancy expensive university you decided to go to.
by dawnmusic July 20, 2015
