Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dawnmusic

Student debt

A 20 year marriage you fall into after earning your Master's degree from that fancy expensive university you decided to go to.

"I graduated from UCLA!"
Mom: "good luck with your student debt "

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A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

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A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

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When a college course only lasts for 2 months.

Me: "wow I started this course in January,it's May and i'm done already "
Professor: "that's because this is a mini session class "

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