davidch999's definitions

nyotaisorry

When you spill food over someone and eat it off their body. The regretable body presentation of food.
Combination of "nyotaisori", the traditional Japanese presentation of sushi on a naked body, and "sorry", what you say when you spill your food over someone.

Aargh! My lovely new bikini! You clumsy oaf!
"Om nom nom... Nyotaisorry"

by Davidch999 June 6, 2013

About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

by Davidch999 May 29, 2013

dedicraytion

When you're dedicated to crazy cray levels!

Fran came in to the office to finish some work DURING her holiday! That's dedicraytion for you!

by Davidch999 April 2, 2013

groupnapped

When someone forcibly adds you to a Facebook group without asking.

Can someone please explain what this group is about/for as I seem to have been added without being asked

“You've been groupnapped, Sue.”

by Davidch999 September 2, 2013

Pidgeon question

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.

What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."

by Davidch999 May 20, 2013