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A term horribly corrupted by the neoconservatives and the ignorant.
-True Republicans are against wars and support a nonintervention (=/= isolationism) foreign policy.
-A true Republican supports maximized civil liberties.
-A true Republican is against high spending and high taxes.
-A true Republican goes by the wisdom of our Founding Fathers (for example, the Constitution clearly states that the federal government's only real purpose is to protect our rights, not be our fucking babysitter). The USA PATRIOT Act is the last thing one should associate with the Republican party.
-A true Republican wouldn't declare a "War on Terror", but back a puppet dictatorship made by us.
-True Republicans are against wars and support a nonintervention (=/= isolationism) foreign policy.
-A true Republican supports maximized civil liberties.
-A true Republican is against high spending and high taxes.
-A true Republican goes by the wisdom of our Founding Fathers (for example, the Constitution clearly states that the federal government's only real purpose is to protect our rights, not be our fucking babysitter). The USA PATRIOT Act is the last thing one should associate with the Republican party.
-A true Republican wouldn't declare a "War on Terror", but back a puppet dictatorship made by us.
George Walker Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, etc. are not a true conservative Republicans.
Ron Paul can clean the filth that's covered the Republican after all these years.
Ron Paul can clean the filth that's covered the Republican after all these years.
by david smith, jr. January 21, 2008
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that's water you dumbass environmentalist.
that's water you dumbass environmentalist.
by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008
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Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
For a full analysis of Super Bowl XL, please go to: http://www.lunaranomalies.com/XL-officiating.htm
by david smith, jr. January 17, 2009
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Blue is the worst staff member for Duelistgroundz.
Virtually everyone on Duelistgroundz listens to shit like Brand New, Radiohead and Dir en grey because rei likes them.
Virtually everyone on Duelistgroundz listens to shit like Brand New, Radiohead and Dir en grey because rei likes them.
by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008
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John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.
by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008
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progressives will continue to harm our nation's economy if they keep coming up with bad ideas like minimum wage.
by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008
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