david smith, jr.'s definitions

chuck norris

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.

Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

abercrombie

It's just a fucking clothes store.

People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.

by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008

minimum wage

anyone that honestly believes minimum wage doesn't hurt the economy seriously needs to take an economics class.

progressives will continue to harm our nation's economy if they keep coming up with bad ideas like minimum wage.

by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008

duelistgroundz

A fucking shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! message board overrun with annoying, hypocritical hipster administrators/moderators who ban you if you even slightly disagree with them.

Blue is the worst staff member for Duelistgroundz.

Virtually everyone on Duelistgroundz listens to shit like Brand New, Radiohead and Dir en grey because rei likes them.

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>

by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008

public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.

John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.

by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.

John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.

by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008