david smith, jr.'s definitions

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008

king arthur

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.

King Arthur was cool.

by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008

ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008

Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

isolationism

The Founding Fathers told us to follow NONINTERVENTION you fucking idiot.

"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none." -Thomas Jefferson

The Founding Fathers followed noninterventionism, not isolationism.

by david smith, jr. March 26, 2008

bay of pigs

The CIA directed the Bay of Pigs you dumbass.

Definition 1 is false because it was the CIA that directed the Bay of Pigs. Kennedy did the right thing by calling it off, then trying to get rid of the CIA.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008

hinder

A band worse than Nickelback, and that's saying a lot.

After learning about Hinder and listening to them, I forgave Nickelback.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008