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isolationism

The Founding Fathers told us to follow NONINTERVENTION you fucking idiot.
"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none." -Thomas Jefferson

The Founding Fathers followed noninterventionism, not isolationism.
by david smith, jr. March 26, 2008
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Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.
Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.
by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008
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Super Bowl XLI

Peyton Manning is the most overrated and overhyoed player...in the postseason.

Seriously, how did he get the MVP with these stats: 25/38 (65%, solid), 247 yards (average 6.5 yards a pass, bad), one touchdown (considering he's Peyton fucking Manning, you'd expect more, hell his brother had more touchdowns in his Super Bowl appearance, and Eli is terrible!), one interception, which equates into an 81.7. Normally, that's seen a just meh, but this is Peyton Manning we're talking about, so there's more weight.

Dominic Rhodes ran for 113 yards on 21 carries (5.3 yards a carry, on the Bears defense!) and touchdown, yet he didn't get the MVP?
Don't get me wrong, I was glad Peyton got his ring, since he deserved it. But his victory isn't as good as the media says.

Don't forget, he was playing against an incredibly overrated Bears team that was led by Rex Grossman. If you gave any team two weeks to prepare against that, they're going to crush them.

Overall rating for Super Bowl XLI: 3/10.

Pros:

-Peyton gets his ring
-Grossman gets raped

Cons:

-Peyton is one of, if not the, most undeserving MVP in Super Bowl history.
-Rain made the game sloppy.
-06-07 Bears are one of the worst teams to make the Super Bowl.
by david smith, jr. January 29, 2009
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public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.
John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.
by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008
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jesus freak

A title atheists give to anyone who follows Christianity.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a Christian. I believe Jesus died for my sins.

Rick: YOU FUCKING INTOLERANT JESUS FREAK!!! ALL YOU DO IS SHOUT HOW JESUS LOVES YOU!!!

Bob: <walks away>
by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008
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environmentalist

a paranoid individual who thinks everything causes cancer.
would you like to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?! it's a commonly used substance!!!

that's water you dumbass environmentalist.
by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008
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duelistgroundz

A fucking shitty Yu-Gi-Oh! message board overrun with annoying, hypocritical hipster administrators/moderators who ban you if you even slightly disagree with them.
Blue is the worst staff member for Duelistgroundz.

Virtually everyone on Duelistgroundz listens to shit like Brand New, Radiohead and Dir en grey because rei likes them.
by david smith, jr. February 10, 2008
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