david smith, jr.'s definitions

ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008

public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.

John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.

by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

bay of pigs

The CIA directed the Bay of Pigs you dumbass.

Definition 1 is false because it was the CIA that directed the Bay of Pigs. Kennedy did the right thing by calling it off, then trying to get rid of the CIA.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008

john f. kennedy

Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.

John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008

Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.

Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.

by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008

hinder

A band worse than Nickelback, and that's saying a lot.

After learning about Hinder and listening to them, I forgave Nickelback.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008