Any quality software, whether commercial or freeware, that offers an alternative to Microsoft or other corrupt corporations; especially open source software.
A Mac running on Apple's Mac OS X operating system and loaded with Adobe's Creative Suite (with Dreamweaver and Photoshop), both Firefox and Opera web browsers (along with Safari, which is pre-installed) and a variety of open source software is the most awesome combination of freedomware on the planet.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2008
Get the Freedomwaremug. by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Get the Microsoft Whoremug. George W. Bush is a mean-spirited moron, mass murderer and traitor who whores for corporations at his own citizens' expense, while Hugo Chavez is a gutsy firebrand who champions socialism in the broad sense of the term, holding capitalistic pigs accountable as a strategy for helping the general public
by David Blomstrom March 04, 2007
Get the Chavezmug. 1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
Get the Microsoftmug. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.
Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Get the Beast of Redmondmug. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, this one hinting at the bureaucratic inertia and bloated code it has become famous for; generally synonymous with Microsloth.
Will Microslug release another Windows upgrade in our lifetime, or is Vista the end of the Road Ahead?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Get the Microslugmug. An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.
The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.
by David Blomstrom January 31, 2009
Get the Great Depression IImug.