Definitions by david blomstrom
Evil Empire
A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
Evil Empire by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Microslave
Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Microsoft Whore
Microsoft Whore by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
pHilanthropist
A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.
So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?
pHilanthropist by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
BlackM$ail
Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.
BlackM$ail by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Microsofty
1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).
Microsofty by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Microscam
1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
Microscam by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007