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Definitions by david blomstrom

Evil Empire

A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.
Evil Empire by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.
Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.
Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Whore 

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.
George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.
Microsoft Whore by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

pHilanthropist 

A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.
So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?
pHilanthropist by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

BlackM$ail 

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.
Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?
BlackM$ail by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsofty 

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).
Microsofty by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microscam 

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
Microscam by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007