david's definitions

lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.

'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'

by David December 18, 2003

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

little Nellie

a homosexual male. Usually used as a term of semi-endearment by one gay man to denote another of his kind.

Bruce is such a priss; he is such a little Nellie.

by David December 2, 2003

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

Dog Hog

A person who constantly hugs, kisses and gives wayy too much attention to other people's dogs.

(noun; see MyAnh Tran)

My, you needa get away from my dog, you fucken dog hog!

by David January 31, 2005

Snerbinator

One who Snerbinates Fnords

Man that snerbinator H4x3d that not so l33t fnord.

by David November 18, 2004

nerd bait

Someone who both attracts and exudes all things nerdy.

Peter Segal is a freaking nerd bait.

by David November 11, 2004