Bathroom 180

When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.

Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.
I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.
by Davester75 November 27, 2011
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Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
by Davester75 March 15, 2013
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nonballs

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.
Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
by Davester75 August 09, 2012
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dog shrapnel

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....
I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.
by Davester75 August 18, 2013
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