MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.
"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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AK-47

Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947

Invented by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Quite possibly the most popular assault rifle in existence, mostly because of mass proliferation.

7.62x39mm Soviet, 30-round clip. Has countless variants. Today it is black-marketted by terrorist cells (mostly because the AK is easy to make).
The AK-47 has been reported to have certain performances that surpass that of the Colt M16 series, and one reason is because the AK doesn't contain as many moving parts (therefore, maintenance is very easy). The AK-47 can also brave any type of harsh condition and environment.

There are ALL kinds of variants to the AK-47:
*AK-74 (5.45x39mm Soviet assault rifle)
*AKS-74u (5.45x39mm Soviet carbine)
*Saiga 12 (12g auto shotgun)
*Dragunov SVD (7.62x39mm Soviet sniper/infantry-backup rifle)
These 4 are just some.
"The AK-47 is cool. ^_^ I want one!"
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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b00sted

Hey! Look! There's b00sted! OMGWTFBBQ
by Dave March 12, 2005
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Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
by Dave March 13, 2005
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seroius

Used mostly by aisand in britain, after telling the manything what so ever.

actually pronounced in a high pitched voice 'seeerious'?
Dave - i got a drink for £4
Adeel - SERIOUS???
by Dave November 09, 2003
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paisano

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian
by Dave June 14, 2004
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spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.
Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.
by Dave January 21, 2005
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