dave's definitions
*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004
Get the prostitutemug. by Dave February 12, 2006
Get the nekomug. "Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 6, 2005
Get the Yakov Smirnoffmug. 
Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.
When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.
by Dave December 4, 2004
Get the halo2mug. 
Hey I heard she was a slobber box. she likes to walk around with cum dripping from her pussy all day...it gets her off
by Dave March 10, 2004
Get the slobber boxmug.