dave's definitions

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

go-code

An order issued, often between armed personnel, which basically means "go!".

"Ok I'm gonna give the go-code."
-a military general about to give his boys the ok to proceed onto an objective

by Dave March 31, 2004

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big-Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker.

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!

by Dave January 15, 2004

RAK

ahr-ay-kay

Random Act of Kindness.

Just an unexpected, and completely random, act of a good deed, hence kindness.

"I figured I'd pay for his meal. You know, just an RAK."
"RAK?"
"Random Act of Kindness."
"Riiiiight..."

by Dave July 7, 2004

OIF

Initials for "Operation Iraqi Freedom".

"OIF is by far the US's most challenging war, on ALL aspects, including particularly politics."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.

POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"

by Dave January 6, 2005

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 1, 2003