dave's definitions

USMCL

United States Military Cooking Laboratories

They are a military-related establishment dedicated to revolutionizing MRE's (aka : C-Rations) & battlefield food technology.

"I invented these initials though."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

boobala

Buddy, friend, chum, derogatory and chummy in nature

Hey! Boobala! Wazzup with yo bad shit?

by Dave February 21, 2003

FAS

Federation of American Scientists.

They are an organization that has existed since the Manhattan Project. To this day they continue to exist for the sole purpose of providing YOU, the researcher, with information regarding all kinds of weapons from different nations as well as, given FAS's history, information on nuclear weapons and other WMD's.

"Please donate to the FAS."
-a little pop-up window that appears once in a while on the FAS website

by Dave September 10, 2004

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 2, 2003

mullethead

person who is known for their mullet

canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back

by dave January 18, 2005

ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004