dave's definitions

der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

by Dave January 8, 2005

tight

1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))

1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!

by Dave January 9, 2004

charly mark

the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.

see also skank, smackhead

see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!

by dave February 12, 2004

Peggy Bundy

A middle-aged woman who needs that big ass violated doggy-style in the worst way! Also see Al Bundy. Was probably as hot as Kelly at one time BUT she still has it goin'on!

That Peggy Bundy would be a hit with the boys in the "big house"

by dave November 27, 2003

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

sourceforts

A HL2:DM mod where 2 teams build bases in a certain amt. of time, then fight it out to the death after the build time is up. You can also buy upgraded weapons by capturing the flag and fragging your opponents.

See Half Life 2.

Knifa made the mod sourceforts, everybody <3 him :O

by Dave April 5, 2005

dittio

Is a word used by weirdos and is often a failed attempt at looking cool. Most people that make up words like this one are complete losers and need to get a life.

Are you going to the dittio?

by Dave May 9, 2003