dave's definitions

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005

Thooty

The area where the thigh meets the booty.

Hey man, check out the tan line on that chick's thooty.

by Dave September 16, 2005

faxe

Haggard strong 10% beer from Denmark available in 500ml or 1L cans. Costs about $5.80 at the beer store and for a high-in alcohol beer its not that bad compared to others. Gets you seriously fucked.

Dude, you got faxed.

by Dave April 2, 2005

superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

Ice T

Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker

by Dave July 8, 2003

shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)

Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!

by Dave November 18, 2003

meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.

He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Zeus

In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.

"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004