"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004

Vietnam-era multipurpose helicopter.
by Dave June 23, 2004

by dave October 17, 2003

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^
"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
by Dave March 26, 2004

"Communist nations are dictatorships these days. This is because communism is such a pain that there will always be a form of corruption. There will always be someone who will fight the communist powers, and will ultimately use his newfound freedom, and almighty power, to rule the nation as he pleases.......all this is why communism is evil."
-me
-me
by Dave June 14, 2004
