Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.

"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me

by Dave November 12, 2004

closet dancer

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

by Dave October 27, 2003

gob fart

when air that is caught in your stomach escapes through your mouth and goes *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!!!!*

it was rank we were eating dinner when he gob farted and wilted the flowers in the middle of the table

by dave April 09, 2003

father ted

a great series

every episode ever made

by dave August 15, 2003

Viper

The Dodge Viper is the most kick-ass car around. It totally owns the Corvette, no matter what anyone says.

"Although, the old Viper was cooler-looking; the current model isn't as luscious as the old one."
-me

by Dave October 21, 2004

rolling stone

A metaphor for something that is always moving or changing. This phrase has many connections to music: It's the name of a magazine that focuses on pop culture and music, it's the name of a band, and it's a lyric in a song by Bob Dylan. These three things may be connected. A possible origin of this phrase is the old saying, "a rolling stone gathers no moss."

by Dave September 08, 2003

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005