dave's definitions
Mainly a word used by scallies in Manchester to describe something appealing tot them. -not all mancs use it coz i'm a Manc and i dont speak like a twat.
by Dave June 4, 2003
Get the Mintmug. Kevin is a rookie biatch.
by Dave November 14, 2003
Get the kevinrookiebiatch?mug. a word that can be used by everyone, young and old and not sound wierd, too modern or used by any certain race.
by dave December 13, 2003
Get the coolmug. the expulsion of stomach contents mixed with mucus, and traces of stomach fluids.
Synonyms:
Puke, Vomit Hurl, blow chunks
Synonyms:
Puke, Vomit Hurl, blow chunks
I am wasted, my good friend, i think i might have to up chuck all over your face if you would not kindly escort my sick ass to the toilet.
by Dave June 13, 2004
Get the up chuckmug. *A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.
*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.
*To drag someone behind your vehicle.
"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
-me
"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"
by Dave May 22, 2004
Get the Jasper, Texasmug. Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.
He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.
He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.
by Dave September 13, 2004
Get the The Painmug. *A term that goes with other offense-purpose words like idiot, asshole, cunt, dumbass, etc.
*Southern pronunciation of "get".
*Southern pronunciation of "get".
"Quit being a git!"
-something one would tell an asshole
"If the alarm don't quit, up you must git!"
-what my alarm clock tells me; it's a black dude that is a lawyer I guess
-something one would tell an asshole
"If the alarm don't quit, up you must git!"
-what my alarm clock tells me; it's a black dude that is a lawyer I guess
by Dave March 27, 2004
Get the gitmug.