Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 21, 2004

peepee sniper

when ure taking a piss, and you fart, and you piss the seat

dude who was in here before me, um joe, dude hes a sniper!

by dave January 06, 2004

Melbourne

The best City in Australia. Voted the 2nd most livible city in the world. Has the best tap water in Australia. Where the Formula 1 is every year aswell as the Australia Tennis Open.

Located in the south of Australia in the state of Victoria.
Has a population of about 3,500,000.

by Dave August 26, 2003

bizzzahh

A term used in moments of happieness, or anger

dude! i got her number!!! BIIZZAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by Dave November 18, 2003

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

estoc

*German sword used for stabbing, similar to a rapier.
*A term referring to an erect penis. Supposedly.

"Yep, estoc, he has an estoc."
-friend of mine in 10th grade

by Dave March 16, 2004

paper

Slang term for "money".

"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough

by Dave November 29, 2004