dave's definitions

Po-Po

Abbreviation: Poughkeepsie Police

Oh shit, the po-po's rollin' up.

by Dave April 24, 2005

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

shemagh

A traditional Arabian headwear that is able to cover up the face.

"What's a shemagh?"
"An Arabian headwear thing."
"Oh it's A-rabs? Fuck that shit."

by Dave September 9, 2004

Chinagook

A word indicating a Chinese person, possibly racist because of the word "gook" put in.
Don't ask where I got this. Even I don't know. To be honest it just came out of nowhere and I started saying it. I often use this word to refer to a Chinese person, or Chinese people (Chinagook can be plural as it sounds).

"The Chinagook want to nuke us!"
-me

"I'm gonna be the Chinagook."
-me picking my team in C&C : Generals.

"It's a Chinagook."
-points to a Viet-Cong

by Dave July 12, 2004

fucked up

Being on some shit that done got you tore up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up

by Dave March 25, 2004

The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

trek

A random 4-10 mile walk in any way the light falls, usually because of weed but can be handy when drunk. It is the arch rival of the dreaded mong

"i proper need to trek"
n e 1 fancy a trek?

by dave November 24, 2003