dave's definitions

political siding

A person's choice of whether to be a republican, democrat, or neither.

Used instead of "political party", because, for example, I am not with a political PARTY or GROUP. I am just choosing what kind of side I like.

"I choose to be neither, but it appears as though I lean more toward republican beliefs, such as business, religion, and most of all, guns. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

cunt cluster

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter

look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......

by dave November 25, 2004

The Breaks

An 80's rap song from Kurtis Blow. It is recommended that you listen to it for yourself to understand what it truly means.

"Clap y'hands everybody, if you got what it takes....'cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want'chu t'know that these are the breaks!"
-beginning of The Breaks

You want an example of this song? Play Grand Theft Auto : Vice City!

by Dave January 15, 2004

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

by Dave September 19, 2003

chest

*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.

"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

by Dave January 15, 2004

Liquid Snake

*A wet penis.

*The twin brother of Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series; identical on the genetic level, except for having blonde hair and a british voice. Nothing can kill this guy!! >.<

*A term to refer to someone with this fictitious character's traits.

"Damn this guy just won't die! He's a regular ol' Liquid Snake. -_- "
-a guy who examines how much damage the receiver can take.

by Dave March 26, 2004