dave's definitions

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 16, 2005

self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 29, 2004

zenaku

Japanese word for "good & evil".

Zen : Good
Aku : Evil

"We're all zenaku if you think about it. Think of it as yin-yang."

by Dave January 14, 2004

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

Hoss

Chewing tobacco

Dude thats a fat hoss in your mouth.

by Dave August 3, 2003

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003

paisano

Means "friend" in Italian.

"I think."
-me

"Hey paisano!"
-a mafian walking past a fellow mafian

by Dave June 14, 2004