dave's definitions

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

schnap

A thin, typically scrawny person.

"That kid's a schnap."

by Dave March 2, 2004

Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 20, 2004

Tselinoyarsk

A mountainous, jungular region near the Soviet border. Fictitious and set in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

"Your mission is to infiltrate Tselinoyarsk, ensure the safety of Sokolov, and bring him back the West."
-Major Zero, MGS3

by Dave January 8, 2005

colors

*Clothes.

*Symbol color, as in a color representing a group or a side.

"Man get some colors CJ!"

by Dave October 29, 2004

green day

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**

Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.

by Dave August 30, 2005