dave's definitions

penetrate

A synonym for inserting the penis into the vagina.

"So've any you chicks ever been penetrated before?"
-Glen Quagmire, Family Guy

by Dave October 20, 2004

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

GSW

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era

GSW amputated left arm, return to duty

by dave March 28, 2005

oplix

A community cocksucker.

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.

by dave June 27, 2003

CF

Abreviation for carbon fibre

I just bought a carbon fibre hood for my Integra

by Dave November 13, 2003

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic

Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.

by Dave November 26, 2003

self-stroke'n'poke

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 29, 2004