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penetrate

A synonym for inserting the penis into the vagina.
"So've any you chicks ever been penetrated before?"
-Glen Quagmire, Family Guy
by Dave October 20, 2004
mugGet the penetratemug.

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.
"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"
by dave January 28, 2004
mugGet the Blainestewmug.

GSW

gun shot wound for short. known to have been used as an acronym since the civil war era
by dave March 28, 2005
mugGet the GSWmug.

oplix

Oplix is such a cocksucker. He sucked someone so hard he broke their pelvis.
by dave June 27, 2003
mugGet the oplixmug.

CF

Abreviation for carbon fibre
I just bought a carbon fibre hood for my Integra
by Dave November 13, 2003
mugGet the CFmug.

CPM

And outdated OS, also an anacronym for Computer Programming magic
Old schoolers used to use CPM with old school Vector Graphics computers.
by Dave November 26, 2003
mugGet the CPMmug.

self-stroke'n'poke

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave March 29, 2004
mugGet the self-stroke'n'pokemug.

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