dave's definitions

Nerdo

Noun: Name given to a person who is on a level above the common Nerd.

"You are such a Nerdo"

by dave January 10, 2005

blondie

A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.

"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

circle the wagons

where you take three or four bunks in a prison cell, and put them in a circle or semi circle with sheets blocking whats going on inside. What happens inside is that two dozen inmates are raping the hell outta their bitch. I'm talking skull, ass, shoulder blades. It's not pretty

that mormon boy should have been someone's bitch cuz some inmates circled the wagons on him last night.

by dave January 18, 2005

cuntbag

one who is a complete cunt and deserves to be called such

"My friend Ashley is a cuntbag because I'm at college and she hasn't sent me any letters, emails, or even called"

by Dave August 25, 2006

igotthetricks B

doin a nike freestyle with a football susessfully pullin a trick like a kick up using your nob, the spinnin on your head while balencing it on your testicals jumping up and shouting "i got the tricks B"

"check dis *thrusts ball and catches it in ass cheeks* i got the tricks B"

by dave October 11, 2004

Mel Brooks

A jew who made "Hitler on Ice" and "Jews in Space", all for comedic purposes of course. ^_^

"Yeah if I were jewish I'd kill him."
-some dumbass in my school

by Dave March 28, 2004

slap

What women do when you stop while sucking their pussy, when you stare at their breasts, or for the hell of it.

GUY : "*pays stripper $5*"
HO : "*grabs $5 with her bosoms*"
GUY : "*watches it*"
HO : "*slaps his face*"
GUY : "What?"

by Dave January 6, 2005