Definitions by dave
Snake
*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.
*A slang term for a man's penis.
*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.
*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.
*A common name for a member of a gang.
*A slang term for a man's penis.
*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.
*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.
*A common name for a member of a gang.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001
"I just snaked your chair!"
"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"
PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".
"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001
"I just snaked your chair!"
"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"
PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".
"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick
Monty Python
*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.
*"frontal-nudity python"
*"frontal-nudity python"
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
-that singer from The Meaning of Life
Monty Python by Dave April 20, 2004
Welfare
A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.
Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.
black racist
Any bigoted black person, prejudiced against another race, purely on the basis of skin color
A black person who uses racial slurs against other races, particularly against white people
A black person who uses racial slurs against other races, particularly against white people
black racist by Dave April 17, 2004
Californication
To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.
"Dream of Californication..."
Californication by Dave April 16, 2004