darren thomson's definitions

fang it

The word fang it is used when some one has gone faster than ever before. It is the word to describe faster than the fastest of fasts, its fucken fast.

Tomo: Oi look at butler he is getting towed by a car on his skater.
Josh: arhhhhhhh he just clocked 54km/h
Ribbs: woooooo fang it butler

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

skater shoes

A gay term used by ben johnson.

Tommo:Whats up braz.
Ben: Lets get our skater shoes on guyz and go for a skate.
Tommo:What a ofter pay

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

hay maker

A hay maker is when you see a massive punch up and you run in to fight some cunts and you throw the biggest punch at some cunt but you miss...

Tommo: Oi ben i heard you were in a big punch up
ben: yeah mate i threw a few hay makers.
Tommo: lol shays.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

zess slide

zess slide is a trick performed on a skateboard when your 4wheels slide across the ground and you do a turn usally performed by a surfer on a skater there suppliment for a surfboard.

Tommo: Oi ben see butler doing his zess slides.
Ben: Yeah mate, Good Times

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

inliner

gooooooofie mofos that are just shit cunts tha choose the easiest sport ever.

Tommo: look at that inliner
Ben: yeah what a shit cunt

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

rankafied

Rankafied is used when you have a clean perfect soft pair of socks or some thing and you shit on it or spill something on them that smells rank and then it becomes rankafied.

Tommo: Oi ben look at these new socks i got they are so clean and perfect.
Ben: poooooooooooofffff!!!!!!
Tommo: fuck you man why did you fart on my socks that just became rankafied.

by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006