Definitions by darkmyst

In a second 

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

In a second by darkmyst September 19, 2005

mptree 

How chinese people call MP3's because alot of them can't pronounce three so they say "Tree" M - P - Tree....

Chinaman : "You want mptree tree dollahs?"
Me: "I don't want no tree"

mptree by darkmyst August 23, 2005

Adam Brody 

A guy from the OC that 80% of chicks are completely obsessed about and collect different merchandise.

Bailey: OH my god, Adam Brody is so hot!!
Me: Oh true.

Adam Brody by darkmyst July 6, 2005