desert

Africa is a desert.



Example :

Me: Whats in Africa?

Friend: Desert.

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst August 31, 2005

trademe

A marketplace for New Zealanders to buy and sell online..

Its like A New Zealand Ebay.

Lets go to trade me...

Types in "www.trademe.co.nz" in address bar..

yay, I'm on trademe.

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

syco

Short term for Psycho

People who can't spell Psycho say syco.

Person who can't spell psycho : Yo dis syco caem up to mi nd sht mi in da fec fr splln so bdly.

Me : Good, but obviously you haven't learnt your lesson.

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

distribution

Dealing drugs, dealing the good shit.

"I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic, I got the Mother Fuckers flyin' cross the Atlantic!" - Rick Ross

by darkmyst June 19, 2006

mptree

How chinese people call MP3's because alot of them can't pronounce three so they say "Tree" M - P - Tree....

Chinaman : "You want mptree tree dollahs?"
Me: "I don't want no tree"

by darkmyst July 26, 2005