darkmyst's definitions

fiddy

A bag of weed worth $50. Common saying in New Zealand. Does not mean people who can't spell say this.. its just safer to say fiddy then fifty.

Girl : Can I buy some weed?
Vijay : I only have fiddy bags...
Girl : Oh, how much do fiddy bags cost?

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

5% tint

Darkest tints availabe. Mean tints to put on any car, ridiculously dark, so dark you can't even see inside the window. 35% is average, then the lower percentage it goes, the darker it is.

Mike Jones : 5% tints so you can't see up in my window.

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

music whore

A Music Whore is a Male/Female who, when asked "What Music Do you like" They respond with not dozens but hundreds of stupid bands that noone has ever heard of. Then they add the bands that are just there, that means they add EVERYTHING...

Here we have it, a perfect example of a Music whore...

Mandys Profile :

What Type Of Music Do You Listen To Mandy??? <3<3<3

36 Crazyfists. 3 Doors Down. 48May. A Perfect Circle. A Static Lullaby. A.F.I. Alien Ant Farm. The All American Rejects. All Left Out. Atreyu. Audioslave. The Bleeders. Blindspott. Blink 182. Bloodhound Gang. Bowling for Soup. Breaking Benjamin. The Breed. CKY. Creed. Daft Punk. Dashboard Confessional. Disturbed. Elemeno P. End of Fashion. Evanescence. Evermore. Fall Out Boy. Falter. False Start. Foo Fighters. Forever Now. From First To Last. Funeral For a Friend. Good Charlotte. Goodnight Nurse. Goodshirt. Green Day. Hawthorne Heights. Head Automatica. H.I.M. Hoobastank. Incubus. Incursa. INXS. Jimmy Eat World. The Killers. Kisschasy. Korn. Linkin Park. The Living End. Lost Prophets. Luke Thompson. The Midnight Youth. Millencolin. Mudvayne. Mumsdollar. My Chemical Romance. My Life Story. Newending. New Found Glory. Nickelback. The Offspring. Panic! At the Disco. Papa Roach. Pennywise. Pluto. P.O.D. The Presidents Of The United States. Puddle of Mudd. Quarter 2. Queen. Queens of the Stoneage. The Rabble. The Rasmus. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Redmore. Rival State. Shihad. Simple Plan. Staind. Stardrunk. The Starting Line. Steriogram. Story of the Year. Streetwise Scarlet. Sugarcult. Sugar Ray. Sum 41. Switchfoot. System of a Down. Taking Back Sunday. Thirsty Merc. Troy the Snail. U2. UB40. The Used. Wash. Weezer. Yellowcard. Zed. And more...

by darkmyst May 6, 2006

shotties

Another name for "Shots"
Often used at parties, a cooler and more pronouncative way of saying "Shots". Also See sho'iez

Lets have some SHOTTTTTIEEEESS!!!

shotties are great

by darkmyst January 26, 2006

Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

by darkmyst January 26, 2006

Ugly Shots

Alcohol shots that aren't meant to be shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots

"Man, why do we have to do ugly shots!?"

"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."

by darkmyst January 24, 2006

lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst September 21, 2005