Definitions by dar ted

brokeback-mounted 

having gay cowboy sex

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.

brokeback-mounted by dar ted December 29, 2006

forever-ago 

a long time having passed

Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.

forever-ago by dar ted December 29, 2006

tedxed 

When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.

Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.

tedxed by dar ted June 19, 2006

assoholic

one who loves rear-ends obsessively.

He loves J-Lo because he's an assoholic.

assoholic by dar ted April 28, 2006

infucktion 

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

infucktion by dar ted April 28, 2006

cuntagious 

what a female STD is.

A yeast infection can be very cuntagious if not treated.

cuntagious by dar ted April 28, 2006