cockhound

A redneck version of a playboy, synonym of horndog.

Bubba is such a cockhound, he'd hump his own momma.

by danw December 22, 2003

nibby

Mid-west country-folk (see hilljack) slang for nosy or prying. (Gladys Kravitz syndrom from _Bewitched_)

Every time I pull in my girlfriend's driveway, I see that nibby neighbor of hers lookin' out her window.

by danw December 22, 2003

peckerneck

To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.

"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."

"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."

by danw December 22, 2003

allies

What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.

"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."

by danw December 22, 2003

baby maker

Reproductive organ(s).

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."

by danw December 22, 2003

zero

an officer in the military, usually of junior rank, and not very experienced or valuable.

I walked past a group of zeroes on base today and forgot to salute.

by danw December 22, 2003

mensan

1 Farm team for the Four Sigma Society
2 Old slang for someone with a flat head
3 Someone who knows why _not_ to play the lottery
4 Me

That dude got a 29 on the ACT in high school in '82, and didn't know that made him a mensan until '02! Some genius, huh?

by danw December 22, 2003