mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

poundin the puddin

the male form of masturbation

he got collared poundin the puddin by his mum! nightmare!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Norty Horti

The term "Norty horti" derives from two abbrevieated and somewhat altered words due to modern slang/shorthand: the first word (Norty) being "Naughty" and the second (horti) being "Horticulture" put simply... naughty horticulture is to cultivate (grow) an illegal plant (most likely marajuana)

he got nicked, i hear he was involved in a bit of norty horti!

by danofthepleasedwimmen January 11, 2008

essex girl

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006