Definitions by dankm3m3rzz

Welcome device 

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

Welcome device by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Social signalling 

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.

Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling

Social signalling by dankm3m3rzz May 24, 2021

Pop supply 

A cheap computer power supply that is likely to blow up in a few months

Guy 1: Check out this new power 1000W supply i got for $50
Guy 2: That's a great pop supply

Pop supply by dankm3m3rzz March 17, 2021

Chad 

The alpha male who is fit for the job and is found to be attractive to most females. Chads are usually masculine and has ambition. They are despised by people who are known as Incels

This guy is definitely a Chad

Chad by dankm3m3rzz March 29, 2020

Soydev 

A developer who is a liberal. They are most common in silicon valley

Example 1: This soydev works at Nintendo
Example 2: Soydevs are calling me a Nazi because hes video game is biased

Soydev by dankm3m3rzz May 1, 2019

Goolag 

A mock term of the company google that is a derivative of gulag. It is often being used to describe google's censorship on their platforms such as YouTube and their other services. Censorship on google goes far as altering search results on google and banning certain links that don't fit their political narrative

Guy 1: Google just censored a link to some image-board
Guy 2: Google should just go ahead and change their name to goolag

Goolag by dankm3m3rzz June 12, 2018