Get the Masturbatory Aidmug. Spontaneous haircut resulting in a very short, manish style due to indiscriminate hacking of random chunks of what were once long, beautiful, flowing locks.
It's a blistering 100 degrees outside...your long beautiful goldilocks are drenched in putrid sweat, the back of your neck itches like a mother due to that rat's nest emanating from your scalp. This the last straw, the heat is so unbearable that you are possessed by a sudden urge to chop off all that hair...off to the arber's shop, quick, quick, quick: "Hack it! Hack it, I tell you!" as long, thick tufts fall to the ground. You walk outta there with a BUTCH ugly as hell, but the cool breeze on the back of your neck...AHHHHHH
by Danielle June 16, 2004
Get the butchmug. n. Word referring to a girl who lets her boyfriend have buttsex with her. She is henceforth known as the "upthebuttgirl" by him and all his friends.
I do NOT want to be the upthebuttgirl.
by danielle July 27, 2005
Get the upthebuttgirlmug. that dress is so chicktified.
by Danielle May 26, 2004
Get the chiktifiedmug. 
An orginization kids run to fight Teens (13-17) and Adults (18+) and their controlling ways. At age 13 "operatives" are "decommitioned" and they have their memories of the KND erased.
by Danielle October 12, 2004
Get the Kids Next Doormug. Adj. - Completely and utterly fucking crazy. A derivation and abbreviation of the phrase "crazier than a shithouse rat".
by danielle December 28, 2005
Get the shithousemug.