13 definitions by danglyballzjohn
The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.
When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.
by danglyballzjohn February 05, 2017
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Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."
Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."
Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."
by danglyballzjohn May 11, 2018
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Masturbating while taking a shit
Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
by danglyballzjohn June 06, 2015
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I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!
by danglyballzjohn January 21, 2017
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No ordnance remaining.
by danglyballzjohn May 28, 2017
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I went down on this chick and her pussy was stinkier than a dead fish, it was a zyklon beaver. pussy twat vagina
by danglyballzjohn February 21, 2016
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