Definitions by danglyballzjohn

vanilla long john 

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

vanilla long john by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Flesh cane 

Nickname for a penis, phallus, usually erect.

Sucking on my flesh cane is sweeter than candy.

Flesh cane by danglyballzjohn January 21, 2017

chocolate long John 

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

chocolate long John by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

zyklon beaver 

A vagina that is so malodorous it could potentially cause death; a pun on zyklon b.

I went down on this chick and her pussy was stinkier than a dead fish, it was a zyklon beaver. pussy twat vagina

zyklon beaver by danglyballzjohn September 4, 2016

frumpty dumpty 

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

frumpty dumpty by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016

solo blumpkin 

Masturbating while taking a shit

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."

solo blumpkin by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015

Chocolate faucet 

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

Chocolate faucet by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015