danglyballzjohn's definitions

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn April 3, 2016

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Flesh cane

Nickname for a penis, phallus, usually erect.

Sucking on my flesh cane is sweeter than candy.

by danglyballzjohn January 21, 2017