pwn'd

being throughly and utterly defeat, anihallated and/or destoryed, stemming from a misspelling of the word owned. common amonst online gamers upon winning a match

'you got pwn'd n00b!'

by dan March 17, 2005

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 17, 2005

clove

n.
An evergreen tree (Syzygium aromaticum) native to the Moluccas and widely cultivated in warm regions for its aromatic dried flower buds.
A flower bud of this plant, used whole or ground as a spice. Often used in the plural

My clove incense comes from an evergreen tree.

by Dan November 03, 2003

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

put it on the glass

spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..

when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!

by dan July 10, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 20, 2003

e-awhe

Jackass. Dumb move. Fuck Stick.

Mark showed his true e-awhe moves last night trying to pick up that hottie!

by dan March 07, 2003