dan's definitions

pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

by Dan July 25, 2004

common

Someone who has ZERO class. A loser, a worthless person. AKA, a drunk person that fucks with your car and puts dents in it when they don't even know you. Generally of lower class you can find common people lurking in most college towns. Be careful.

That common piece of shit thought it would be cool to bounce around on the hood of my car like Richard fuckin Simmons.

by dan April 13, 2004

Caek

caek is the inverse of pieh, both being internet slang for bakery products.

eye leik pieh, but caek is better.

by dan March 23, 2005

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004

rainmaker

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.

We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.

by dan July 25, 2003

blink182

i dont get this, music is suppose to be a personal thing, doesnt matter what others think, and what they do think shouldnt influence what you like and dislike...blink 182 sell outs? nahhh punk? maybe...good? yup... everyone to insecure about what other people think....fuck yeah

people who care what others think about them and change themselves to fit in = posers

by Dan September 25, 2003

Pro

Annoyed. A word used to express any strong emotion. See beyond.

That physics test made me so pro!

by Dan January 23, 2004