dan's definitions

Motorola

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.

"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.

by Dan June 9, 2005

Weto

A Spanish term for a man with naturally Blond hair.

Wetos are most common among Northern Europeans, more so than indigenous inhabitants of Spain.

by Dan August 12, 2003

drack

a scumbag, but only used to describe female scumbags.

that coot is such a drack

by dan November 12, 2003

colaric

A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.

A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.

by Dan February 29, 2004

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

by Dan July 25, 2004