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deadstar

The remnants of something beyond amazing:

1) Imploded stellar body (black hole);
2) Burn out rock-star.
Yea you where great...in the 80's - but your just a deadstar now.
by Dan December 22, 2004
mugGet the deadstarmug.

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.
Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.
by Dan June 9, 2004
mugGet the Martin and Maxmug.

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast
uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.
by dan November 26, 2004
mugGet the chunkymug.

jojy forjy

JOOOORRRRJJEEEFOOORRJEEE.....George forman?
by DAN August 5, 2003
mugGet the jojy forjymug.

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.
Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.
by Dan February 23, 2004
mugGet the cockbarfmug.

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
mugGet the assbeefmug.

bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
mugGet the bogelmug.

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