Definitions by dan

cruiser 

a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!

Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:

Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......

Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.

cruiser by Dan November 30, 2003

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.

If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.

trichinosis by Dan November 30, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor by Dan November 30, 2003

Gallimimus

Pimp on Xbox live

that guy is a gallimimus

Gallimimus by dan November 30, 2003

warcraft nerd 

someone who plays warcraft too much. very very very tiny (bite size carrot). see stu

stu is a warcraft nerd.

warcraft nerd by dan November 28, 2003

JR 

WWE Commentator and Oklahoma native Jim Ross

"Bah Gawd Austin took out that sumovabitch Jericho"

JR by Dan November 27, 2003

Dilopatated 

stupid or idiotic

Thats dilopatated just shut up

Dilopatated by Dan November 27, 2003